It's a Douche Off!

Two men go head to head to determine who is the biggest d-bag. (Thx I Am Bored)

Ball Cuisine

I'm not sure what, if anything, needs to be said about this.

Speaking of Balls

I'm glad someone finally had the balls to put this idea into action. You can talk about it all you want, people, but until you actually get your **** together, buy a Spock costume and learn to carry a tune, you'll never really be a part of something great.

Animal Clothing: Can it be Stopped?

You're just a few clicks away from owning your own set of underpants designed especially for squirrels. And don't forget to stop by the Bird Diaper Store!

How to Date a Playmate

Use this as an opportunity from Spike.com to get useful dating tips from a Playboy Playmate. Or just use it as an opportunity to ogle her since she can't actually see you right now.

What Not to Do on a First Date